deanisanactualprincess:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."


did you just quote spongebob?

deanisanactualprincess:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

did you just quote spongebob?

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holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*

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peacelovehappinessandwriting:

jamesfactscalvin:

mrshudsonstolemytardis:

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

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bewbies:

in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you

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theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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majesticajeff:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

nerd-with-wings:

some eyes are red

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some eyes are blue

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crowley’s a demon

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and now you are, too

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some eyes are yellow

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some eyes are white

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open your eyes, dean

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it’s a new kind of life

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Some eyes are dark

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Some eyes are light

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He said ‘What happened to you being okay with this?’

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And i said ‘I lied.’

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giphy:

HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY SLUMBER
"The floor is lava!"

— Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)

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trust:

when ur outfit on point but ur plans get cancelled

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lucifers-ass-cheek:

posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1

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mishasminions:

♫ I’m too sexy for my love ♫

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cumber-porn:

nubbsgalore:

circumhorizontal arcs photographed by (click pic) david england, andy cripe, del zane, todd sackmann and brandon rios. this atmospheric phenomenon, otherwise known as a fire rainbow, is created when light from a sun that is at least 58 degrees above the horizon passes through the hexagonal ice crystals that form cirrus clouds which, because of quick cloud formation, have become horizontally aligned. (see also: previous cloud posts)

Only seen this once, it was amazing!!

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