importantbirds:

Um EXCUSE! Many beverage too large for birb?? Would like flavor milk in thimble, maybe not big cup.

importantbirds:

Um EXCUSE! Many beverage too large for birb?? Would like flavor milk in thimble, maybe not big cup.

(via queentasharomanoff)

prettyxlittlexbaby:

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

LOL, I totally wanna start saying “No Beastiality” to my dog now though just cause it makes me laugh

prettyxlittlexbaby:

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

LOL, I totally wanna start saying “No Beastiality” to my dog now though just cause it makes me laugh

(via peachfuzz-clarence)

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

(via backseat-oftheimpala)

vipeur:

hail-whore-gore:

gulping:

THIS IS AMAZING

BANKSY IS THE FUCKING BEST.


SO MUCH LOVE FOR BANKSY

vipeur:

hail-whore-gore:

gulping:

THIS IS AMAZING

BANKSY IS THE FUCKING BEST.

SO MUCH LOVE FOR BANKSY

(Source: 23plusone, via backseat-oftheimpala)

frecklechester:

notgoodbye-seeyouthen:

#it is freaky how much dean looks like john in this

#wow i just got chills agh #and i’ll add in a quiet sidenote that it looks like john’s face when he’s hellbent on finding mary’s killer #and mary was the love of john’s life #now i’m not trying to imply anything but #yeah i’m trying to imply something 
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foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

(via fiftyshadesoffuckoff)

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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(via red-haired-vixen)

deansdamnation:

thespyandthesoldier:

weight-a-second:

me too, Arya, me tooooo

This whole scene is golden.

you could hear arya going through puberty

(Source: gameofsnow, via babydrugmetohell)

willowbun:

themonkeywithakeyboard:

petermorwood:

Todd Lockwood's amazing animations of dragons in flight. The red dragon is conventional  - if any dragon can be considered conventional - but the gold dragon with that extraordinary wing and helix-ripple, not at all…

I just spent ten minutes staring at these. Thank you Todd!

I love me some gold dragon wings

(via castiel-is-my-baby)

dutchster:

dutchster:

an octopus is just a wet spider

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are you calling me a spider

(via potteringalong)

tea-tears-and-bbc:

whereigowhenimnothere:

satanpit:

whats perfect about jack harkness is he doesnt hit on everyone because he has low standards he just really thinks everyone is hot

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#always remember #no matter who you are #or where you are #or what you think of yourself #captain jack harkness thinks you’re hot #and would most likely #should the oppurtunity present itself #fuck you

(via castiel-is-my-baby)